Isn’t there a pic of Gronk motorboating these?

Eyes. Mine go for my eyes. And in our house it’s Mrs Bub who doesn’t use the trashcan. Smdh.

BINGO. You are not alone! There is no substitute for actually learning shit.

If you were watching the race you probably also saw the rather...lackadaisical...response by the safety crew after his car came to a stop. I figured they were already talking to him from their perch behind the wall to make sure he was okay, but comparing this crew’s passive approach vs. the speedy response from Indy…

My God, Pinkham. If this...thing...appears in my dreams tonight I’m coming after you.

Yeah, as a Pack fan I always want the Vikes to suck. To never win the Super Bowl. To always have to live with the memory of what New Orleans did to Favre. I want to call up my Vikes-loving brother when I’m 80 and in the retirement home and still be able to yell “Gary Anderson wide left! HAHAHAHAHA!”

What? Fuck no. No talking. It’s bad enough I gotta smell you. Don’t make it worse by opening your mouth too.

These people must be destroyed.

I don’t hate him. I just don’t see it with him.

He thought you were Satan and his 15 minutes were up.

That gif is wronger than wrong. Lordy.

I’ll see you, and raise you:

Is it the peppercorns?

Yeah, pretty much.

Clearly, beach guy is allergic to sand, and spends his days as far away from beaches as humanly possible. In Hawaii.

Ranking Roger says “booooo.”

I’m not a parent but I love this kid!

Oh no no no no. He looked like he was drugged into a stupor in that movie. And there was zero chemistry between anyone (minus scenes with Eli Wallach) the entire time. I came away from that movie wondering what any of these characters saw in any of the other ones.

100 thousand stars for you, you glorious robble-rouser.

Mcrub? Do tell.