Fuck off. People die from eating disorders and just having “calories burned” on is enough to trigger someone trying to recover. It just needs to be optional.

Megyn Kelly Colors (upper half), 9/25/17-10/06/17 

I can’t take credit for being this witty, but if the tenth movie isn’t called Fast 10: Your Seatbelts, that’s a real missed opportunity.

Counterpoint: Staffer specifically picked a holiday wedding so Megyn Kelly would not go but would send a gift anyway.

Whoa! Can you imagine being that staffer? Like, bitch, I only invited you as a courtesy, but thanks for making it clear that I can disinvite your rude ass and give your $200/plate spot to someone I’ve actually known for more than a hot minute and actually like.

But you are classic victim-blaming. Why she was there has no bearing on what was done to her. It never does.

except it feels like you do want to victim blame...........

Thank you to the ladies at Jezebel. I know you put up with a lot of regular shit from awful people, and I am so grateful that you muck through it to give a very public voice for women. Something like telling a story shouldn’t require the amount of bravery currently necessary for women to speak up, and I’m glad you’re…

I was thinking about his civil rights activism. To me, it seems that it all worked to serve men. He fought for sexual freedom (for men to freely enjoy women), he fought for women to get the pill (so that pregnancies wouldn’t hinder men’s sexual activities with women and men wouldn’t have to worry about being…

Reese looks like that girl in a nineties makeover movie where you take off her glasses and pluck her brows and she’s suddenly the hottest girl in school.

Between that and the revelation that he seriously considered dropping his titles I think that’s all we need to know

I feel like I know more about PH from this than from anything else ever.

Thanks for that smile on a late work afternoon. How adorable!

I can’t believe I have an opinion on this family, but Kendall has always been boring.

You care so little that you clicked on this post and left a comment.

I WAS ON THE WRONG SIDE OF HISTORY, I KNOW THAT NOW

Harry has always been The Cute One.

“Divorce is hard. Sharing custody is harder. Sharing custody with the British Royal family when your wife marries a prince, in the unforgiving spotlight of London’s tabloid media, is next level.”

She named the twins Harvey and Irma.

I remember when the New Yorker spots would run unintentionally funny headlines like this. Unfortunately, nobody cares about sentence structure any longer, so it’s a lost art.