Hurricane Jose. Hurricane Katia. Hurricane Maria.

I have been on the phone with my mom who lives in San Juan and she has never been this scared of a hurricane before. My parents’ house is solidly built and well out of flooding areas (even with a massive storm surge) but she is really scared. She says everyone is scared.

I saw this the other day and I def think this should be the new naming strategy:

The number you have reached, EPA.GOV, has been disconnected. Won’t you please check your listings and try again? *beep*

He does look a bit like the villain in a Molly Ringwald movie.

Much as I hate James Woods a 24 year old dating a 17 year old is a bit skeevy but it’s hardly as bad as he thinks it is.

I have some. A long time ago I went to stay at the North Vegas Hilton so I could experience The Star Trek Experience. It was awesome. My friends weren’t as into it as me though so one night they turned in and at about 3 a.m., I went downstairs to gamble at one of the casinos (which had a warp core in it! And one of…

YES. I think people are taking this the wrong way. I dgaf either way about Kate Hudson, but I guaran-fucking-tee you that she - like SO many other women (especially here in LA) - scheduled her c-section way ahead of time and for reasons having absolutely nothing to do with anything except vanity and convenience. And…

She might just not want to need to defend her actions in the context of feminism. I’m a feminist and I have a job where I get naked. That doesn’t mean I want to argue with every random asshole who thinks my job makes me anti-feminism. It gets exhausting.

my québécoise wife ditched just about anything her countryfolk would recognize as attire after moving here...though i will say there are times of the year that are especially challenging to dress for, with 30-35 degree disparities between the high and low in a single day.

I guess for people who didn’t live anywhere colder it would seem so. But by comparison, L.A. doesn’t get very cool. Everyone I know who moved there from Ontario and Quebec got rid of all their cold weather clothes and don’t wear anything more than a light jacket, maybe paired with a light scarf.

I like Lawrence in ANYTHING, but preferably NOTHING.

have yall ever been to Los Angeles?

Alright, I mixed something up - it’s the KETCHUP that has pink glitter in it, the sausages are glitter-free.

“Vampires (3) are excellent spokespeople for skincare, but drinking blood as a means of sustenance probably won’t go over with the wellness crowd.”

Dinosaur, really?

I had a friend in elementary school who ONLY ate the crust. She would eat it the same way Donald is above, and then she’d flip it over and pick at the bottom crust.

By these standards I have a luxurious pizza festival in my apartment several times per week.

So her gf hogged the straightener while they were getting ready in these pics?