Kelly I have been dying for your take on this! Romance beat is locked. 

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Thank u for calling her Duchess Kate and not Kate Middleton. America! Use the titles pls. 

One thing that’s important to note about the Canadian system: The amount of pay you receive during your paid leave maxes out at $500ish/week for the time off that’s paid for by Employment Insurance (EI). Some employers “top up” that amount to your full salary for the 8 months of leave or even longer, but that is…

This is good to hear. My sense from hearing the struggles of small business owners is that they’re always operating on thin margins. 

Maybe she will change her tune when her protected-from-vaccinations kid gets measles. I hear it’s going around..........

Aren’t they really sweaty though??? Asking for a friend...

I’m here for the Busy Phillips bathroom heart-to-heart.

I hope so

Yay! Please share. Though I apologize because now it will bug you too :)

“Back in de bowl” has been a part of my family’s lexicon for two decades. Such a classic.

Thoughts on watching the video for Stop 20 years later: The concept! The makeup! The downtrodden extras! Wow!

Oh wow, I remember that video being SO cool.

Can you please start using this format for Barf Bag? It’s so painfully depressing otherwise. Pls help!

Guys, the vulva is the outside part. People use ‘vagina’ to refer to the outside part a.k.a. the external genitals. The vagina is in fact the inside part, the birthing canal, etc. So translating ‘grab them by the pussy’ into anatomical terms, it would be ‘grab them by the vulva.’ Or, translating a ‘pussy hat’ would be…

Thanks for the recommendation! Any recs for affordable but good single malts?

I’m a woman and I like scotch! We exist <3

Are we not talking about last night’s nipple slip?

oh I forgot you want to add for the aloe vera lotion: also add about 1tbsp beeswax. Melt beeswax in a double burner with skin oil, remove from heat, add a few drops of the antioxidant, let cool, add aloe vera and whip until it gets to a nice white fluffy consistency.

Oh yay! And hi fellow long-term commenter, I feel very special to connect with the Beet! :)