Great. The crooks will sue the minivan driver and probably win.

Nah, seriously, just exhausted. In general. Enjoy your day.

I have to admit, I think I'm starting to see the issue here. You are the person you are describing as the "unhealthy immersive type".

"Hello, Abarth, my old friend, I've come to hoon with you again"

....and now i'll be singing a modded version of this whenever i see my car.

Your grossly conflating your opinion with what you apparently perceive as 'facts'.

"Hello, Abarth, my old friend," I told the shiny red little egg as I greeted it in my driveway. "I've come to hoon with you again."

You don't have to like him to play as him, and he's NOT A REAL PERSON. He's an anti-hero, and the game is actually designed so you don't relate to him or like him. He's a psychopath, of course he's not likeable.

Get the fuck out of here Jack Thompson Jr.

It sounds like you just don't like the game in general, first person or otherwise. I'm sure you only play games with morally upstanding protagonists that never do anything wrong.

Video games are for playing out things that you can't/won't do in real life, like murder, blowing shit up, etc. It's the entire point of the GTA series.

This version is no longer being sold. I've got one and it's....fine? It's meh but it's fine. Decent steering on the road. Big backseat. Plus I rallycrossed it. One you've shown here has got alloys!

I'm happy to trade it for the patrol its built on though.

No. It doesn't turn YOU into anyone. You are playing a character, you are still observing what they do, just from a different camera angle.

Go play Kingdom Hearts you wholesome game loving hippy!

it's more of a cinematic experience. The way you feel is exactly what they want you to feel looking into the characters lives.

Just think about the sound that engine will make through a four inch exhaust tip. Music.

This thing can't wait to be stanced.

First you need to get a couch that can support a LOT of weight…

Glad I wasn't the only one that appreciated that choice of vehicle. I literally busted out laughing when I they showed the car for the first time.