The Tyrell P34

I'm mostly impressed by how the fastest speed that something can travel through space feels so slow at the scale of our tiny solar system

We Finns put studded tires on everything, mainly because it makes sense, but also because the law here mandates all vehicles to be equipped with winter tires between November and March.

Must have been nice to live in the time before everyone had to be P.C.

Three tubes, just don't mix them up!

Sigh. Vettel's probably on a warm beach somewhere with an Italian supermodel and I'm stuck with some fat guy doing this shit.

Radio: Daniel, you are going too fast and we need to stay within the fuel flow limit of that sled.

Hope this doesn't mean that any hopes for future Wonder sponsorship in this great championship are now toast.

Except this is a story about a drag race, not a range debate. So not sure why you clicked on it then felt the need to comment that the Tesla has better range.

The only CRXs you'll see are either total beaters, or tuned to within an inch of their lives. Shame, considering this car represents everything a Honda can and should be.

I work at a shell station and I see one of these fill up every three days or so. I didn't know much about it until I spoke to the owner. He seemed overly excited to tell me all about it and was extremely happy that I took notice in his car. Corrado owners are very proud people, I think they deserve it though.

I miss driving mine. Can't wait to put it back on the road. It needs an engine and is currently hibernating in my garage.

Last time *I* was followed by a helicopter like that it was like, $1,500 for my mom to bail me out of jail :/

Every Aveo I have seen has been red, on the southern portion of I-95 and weaving drunkenly from lane to lane. They have to account for 5 of those deaths.

How much does it bench?

Alas, such a monstrosity will be a breakout hit as it will be brilliant at maintaining cough syrup flavored "coffee" drinks in the cupholders, diabetes in its operator, and beer cans in its bed...

two reasons your post is wrong. Firstly, what fun is there in picturing a delicate wee daxie being ridden by randy pittbull? That's doggie hateporn, and once you start down that road you are wanting to see Alsatian on chihuahua action etc etc.

Everyone will want to adopt this dog once they realize that every time he opens his mouth a Pez candy comes out.

It's a dachsund...they are stubborn as shit and have the personality of coked-up Belichick.