#7: Have you been reading my mind?

My Aunt has a 2014 435i xDrive manual. "No, that's impossible!" You say. Well, actually, her previous 3 series' engine grenaded 3 times (dealer's fault, debris in the oil cooler), so BMW USA made up for it by letting her configure a 4 series any way she wanted. So, she ordered it that way.

You forgot one ingredient.

They're actually infuriating at track days because they're so slow on the straights, all the newbies in STi's pass you and then hold you up in the corners where you're not allowed to pass.

Mine is so scared that it hides behind the house sometimes.

I know I'm on a Saturn kick lately, but I submit this 1992 Saturn SC.

I can't wait for the ice to freeze over for some rallycross.

I just watch it with the hope that the US gov will get rid of that stupid 25yr import rule.

I have an idea to improve Mexican tourism: create a country in which your citizens and other people visiting don't get stabbed, bludgeoned, blowtorched, decapitated, or tortured on a regular basis thanks to drug gangs and corruption.

Doesn't matter much now. It's done already and I had no part in it. Unless someone obliged my personal request on the internet, but that would be a first.

The tally as of right now:

I'm not trying to defend them. So yay!

When I give more than the amount plus the tip I'm giving, I hand a ten over the last ten or twenty and say "Could I get two bucks back?"

I'm never, ever mean to delivery people. When that is the best option for employment someone can find, I assume that they have a tough life.

When you look at all the world's problems,…

Seriously this is awesome. First review that popped up

If they're giving you something you intend to ingest, it's usually wise to be nice to them.

Low-rent used car salesman are probably the most universally hated people in the world. They deserve every bit of shit they get for this.

Such a stereotypical small New England used dealership. We have a lot of these types in RI too.

If what you are doing is not working, try something different.

I always love when there's an equally or more interesting car in the background of sales photos.

Defender Diesel at Jeep Wrangler prices? Yes please. /puts down pipe