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That's no Dale Gribble, that's Rusty Shackleford. There is no Dale Gribble, forget you ever even heard that name.

I don't think it will be nuclear if it were to happen. It's scary that it could be, but at this point I don't think it would happen. During the Cold War, both sides were all hovering over The Button. Geopolitical climates have changed, military mindsets have changed, and political agendas have changed. On both sides

Yes, by definition it did. It wasn't the walls fault, it was yours. It's funny you picked this scenario, cuz it sounds like that's what you've been doing.

it's just so cartoony though. It looks like something out of The Incredibles.

Demand your money back!

Guess you drive a Camry.

*sigh*

Oh thank goodness. They have 3 fire extinguishers. I can sleep soundly now knowing that if the GIANT TRUCK CARRYING THE NUCLEAR BOMB CATCHES ON FIRE, THE RUSSKIES HAVE IT UNDER CONTROL.

It's not forced upon you. We like to read about it. Maybe you should go back to Jezebel.

Camry drivers.

If a quarter appearing behind a kid's ear is considered a magic trick to the kid, why not a hot dog floating on a piece of string to the dog? Just cuz your inner child died and you no longer grasp the sense of wonderment that comes with the simple things in life doesn't mean it isn't there to see. Stop growing up

How is it possible to take 500+hp, awd and a wet dirt track and make a video this painfully boring.

It's a requirement in Europe to have functioning tail lights on the main body so you can drive 'round with the boot open.

Ever since watching The Matrix, I've been a huge fan of the early to mid-60s Lincoln Continentals. It's kind of a shame that so many of them look like this:

Draguar wins

I am going for speed to elude cops and have a crazy crash at the end. I don't want incognito. Like this guy

Even better: Add some ladder racks on top the thing. They'll just assume you're a union worker sucking down $30 an hour to skip out to the park half the afternoon. Blend right in with the other 3 ladder-racked panel vans they passed on the way in.

1992 White Ford Bronco (You can get away with pretty much anything.)