One question on how a 5-time MMA champion came to work as a gas station clerk would be nice. No matter the answer, there's a story there that's being missed.

This is a real life skit of Dave Chappelle's "When keeping it real going wrong".

Question: If your friend suddenly got attacked by two guys in front of you and you were an MMA Champion, would you just yell "Dude, just give him your wallet!! It's not worth the possible medical bills", or would you run and help him?

Smokey said it best.

"The first guy I saw, I just kicked him in the face," he said. "Then I punched the other guy."

All part of the global dumbing down process led by a pathetic group of hacks that calls itself the mainstream news media. Nothing to worry about. Take 2 aspirin.

Your opinion is stupid and you should feel bad.

I like how she holds up a soda and a snack to illustrate sodas and snacks as she is saying "sodas and snacks." Just in case we don't know what sodas and snacks are.

Most people tend to side with law-abiding citizens over criminals who seek to harm law-abiding citizens.

You're looking for the sequel, and improved version of, True Crime: Streets of LA.

Imagine a game like Grand Theft Auto, where instead of being the one doing the assault/murder/etc, you are the one fighting crime. I would play the shit out of that. Beating the shit out of people who are being assholes has a lot more appeal to me than being the asshole, even in a virtual environment.

Reminds me of this.

There's no issue. He just wants us all to know that he's a dick.

Carnival's insurance company. And probably not very happy about it either.

since when do these fucks follow protocol?

I'm going to have two:

In another life before I met my amazing wife I had a girlfriend who insisted on performing fellatio when she hadn't seen me in a few days to"check up" on me. She never out and out said it's what she was doing, but it wasn't hard to figure out when she was repeatedly so insistent on it even when it went against the…

It's a drive-thru access hatch for the rear passengers.

I'm utterly shocked that a sociopath was driving a BMW in Russia.