...or a respectful and decent person that doesn't act like an entitled asshole to the officer after being pulled over for a traffic violation. Trust me, I get the "cute women get away with anything" mentality as much as anyone else, but come on.

Think about it: Especially in minor traffic infractions, you can often get off with a warning. Even the nicest officer is going to look at the plate, "COPSLIE" and say "Yeah, fuck this guy."

A license plate that says "COPSLIE" is basically saying "Yes, give me a ticket please."

I wanted to say the same thing. It's so easy to tell when someone is taking forever to respond because they're busy perusing Thesaurus.com for that simply perfect word for their next response. This guy is a Class D Dipshit.

To backtrack myself to one of your harebrained wannabe-condescending comments:

"I'm really sorry that you get so upset over a strangers comments on the internet."

Hahahahaha, oh man you are just too much. And I am not joking about autism, I sincerely believe you have Asperger's Syndrome. Especially with all of your fly-off-the-handle responses, irrelevant quips and your obsession with getting the last word in at all costs. I know plenty of people with Asperger's and you fit the…

I'll be here all week! Try the veal!

So basically you're spending $176 on a cocktail and a very expensive cab ride in Manhattan. I could think of much better ways to spend that $176.

I love my SE-R!

On the contrary. If you haven't noticed, every single other person here thinks that you're a douchebag as well. I'm not the only one! You seem like you may have some sort of autism-spectrum disorder. I'll keep going back and forth with you as long as you like though.

Sigh. Enjoy your bizarre perception of reality.

Nope, I'm simply dumbfounded by your incessant need to be "that guy" on the internet. I also laugh at your "short fuse" comment when you're the one flipping out over an article that you could easily have brushed off and went on with your day. Wipe the Cheetos crumbs off your hands and try again, chief. If you haven't…

"Only want funny doo doo stories"?

Oh, stop with your wannabe condescending-douche routine. Just stop. If you don't like what's being posted, just ignore it and go about your day, whining and bitching about it accomplishes nothing.

You must be an absolute riot at parties.

Who cares, it isn't your car.

Exactly, ignore the other two morons up there. They seem like incredibly miserable people, to be honest.

I got to see this in person back when it was at the Bruce Weiner Microcar Museum, what a glorious sight!

It was great to have you at the RallyCross, hope you get to run the Beetle next time! Despite the car problems, glad you got a drive and have a good time! What Joe did is quintessential SCCA RallyCross - the competition is great but at the end of the day we're all just out to have a damn good time in the dirt. If it…