Even though my human brain knew it wasn’t good, my lizard brain grunted in satisfaction at La La Land and felt pleased. Sigh.

Sigh. I don’t want to come down on it-- it’s certainly not MY personal style-- it kind of reminds me of like... Eileen Fischer/flowy “fash-on” art director kind of bullshit and that’s fine. But don’t bring that on for J. Crew. I just want the J Crew stuff.

The prices made me faint. I’m sorry— HOW MUCH FOR A CARDIGAN?

I will eat sandwiches wherever possible.

Ok but real talk, the wellness industry is absolute bullshit and fuck Goop and all it entails but I will die with Birkenstocks on my feet.

Life is too short. Do what feels good.

““Although I had handed it down to her, I’m deciding whether to give it back to her or not. I may just clean it up and keep it in a box.””

No, he was just being a weird little shit and getting away with it because of nepotism (Uncle Francis was the director).

All the male sims I made were too baby faced-- I ended up with mods for body hair, bigger hands and just populated my worlds with bearded cuties. It’s all about them mods, though!! Sweaters and vests and bowties for everyone.

Thomas Markle is a perfect example of an narc parent. what an asshole.

My brain knows the Olsen twins are of a similar age to me but I’m always shocked when I see them walking around, angstily smoking.

I was reading that in the airport waiting for a flight and I had to suppress a vocalization of disgust and throw my kindle into my bag.

I’m quite fond of tipping a corona (or other light beer) into a frozen marg. Cuts the sweetness, adds a little fizz. It’s not fancy.

My worst time out was when I went to the kind of hippy dippy whyte person Indian place (rookie move to begin with) and some white manbun with a sitar sat in the corner and yowled for an hour straight.

I tipped, but I did write a complaint about the music later.

Anyone with a sweaty foot knows that Crocs/Melissa/Native/anything plastic and non absorbent is literal duck foot hell (QUACK QUACK)

Even just reading this made me DEEPLY uncomfortable.

I heartily disagree. I like anything more herbal-y/bitter without sweetness, and Campari/Aperol tends to fill that niche pretty nicely. I’m also a fan of Jagermeister, so take that as you will.

It makes me feel weird that this episode is 22 years old because I still remember it super well-- one of my favourites. 

“I hate vore” said person who definitely does not hate vore.

OK. So my question remains— why aren’t they other EPs and directors getting called out? Why is it up to the most visible woman to represent the interests of the show?