Thanks for making it more clear. I was sharpening my pitchfork

You realize that X-Men was literally created as a pretty obvious metaphor for the civil rights movement, right?

“Mutant Lives Matter” has been the premise of the X-Men for 45 years, bro.

lol might be a good time to talk about how avengers existing as pop culture icon and running around the world saving things props up and legitimizes american policing and militarization

That’s exactly what it is, but...good lord, every single bit of marketing for this game has been disastrous since the jump. S-E’s marketing dept has dropped the ball at every opportunity.

I mean, yes, but this is more of a “marketing forgot to review the planned social media releases this week that they scheduled 3 months ago to make sure there were no unfortunate implications” sort of thing.

I wise man once said, “If only I had a hand big enough to slap the entire world...” 

Maybe companies should hire a professional slapper. Their job requires them to be tuned in with what the fuck is going on in the world. So when someone else in the company has a “bright” idea like this, the professional slapper is sent to go slap them back into reality. Call them the Chief Slapping Officer or…

To play devil’s advocate, a shade of white is technically called grey. It’s not called ‘dark white’.

I dunno, I don’t think any playstation looks timeless. The only one that comes close is the PS4 and that’s because it’s very boring. I’d rather have interesting that generic.

Hell yeah! My console collection has enough boring black boxes in it. This shit is many things, but boring isn’t one of them.

Agreed. I’m on board, and, like every other console I’ve had, I’ll hardly notice what it looks like after the first month.

Disagree. It takes elements from every past generation of PlayStation and rolls them into the most PlayStation PlayStation that has ever PlayStationed.

The PSOne was white and or Grey, lest you forget. It has a splash of the PS2 Electric Blue, it’s got PS3 Curves, and the high-gloss / matte finish of the PS4.
This is…

It is the most hilariously overdesigned piece of console tech I’ve ever seen and I am HERE for it. It’s like if Audi made a console. It’s like if Frank Lloyd Wright took a stab at an Apple product. The fucking thing has FINS for crying out loud! The only way it looks even more ridiculous is if it could do 0-60 in 9…

The entire show today was building towards one thing: our first look at the PS5 hardware

This.

Fuck this headline. I love it.

I had to reread many times, I was sure i read it wrong but damn, this shit is funny. 

I sincerely hope you’re not perennially punished for the mistakes you made 13-22 years ago, after you think you’ve reckoned with the consequences of your actions

The only things that those prison sentences show is that he’s someone who had already served his time for his crimes, and maybe had a drug problem. Nothing to kill a man over. If all it takes to justify someones murder is drug convictions, then off the top of my head, I can think of at least three family members of…