There should be one handle per door, half pull - electronic, full pull mechanical.

“something that most owners, let alone a passenger in a panic, aren’t likely to have.”

Congratulations on making more money than I do, I guess. Kind of a shame it didn’t make you any less of an ass.

The car went from stolen to totaled.

Well, considering they kept repeating that mistake for 4 years, and that it got admittedly worse at the end, I’m nauseously optimistic this is what will happen.

What could go wrong with Stellantis rushing vehicle production?

Elon is reminding me of Henry Ford. When I first learned about Henry, he was an amazing innovator who created the assembly line and paid his working a high wage. Way to go Henry! Then I found out he thought the Nazis were on the right track with fascism. And that he published and distributed worldwide an astonishingly…

I’m just hoping that the horrors that they have planned are muted by what is sure to be incompetence and infighting at every level. 

the next 4 years will be awesome, I can already tell!

What about retirees hopping into a 60,000lb RV coach with zero training?

Can we all get on the same page that drivers should have some large truck training before being allowed to rent a full-size box truck? These things take significantly more effort, attention, and anticipation to drive than passenger vehicles and it blows my mind that some random average (moron) driver can hop from…

I think it’s more than fair when you add the amount of insult to that injury.

You think it’s bad now, just wait.

This perfectly sums up our healthcare system.

“If speed or power are on your new car checklist, go for the Crosstrek.”

Hertz is doing something stupid and having it blow up on social media is as predictable as a rainy day in Seattle 

Maybe everything looks like a bag of nails when you’re that big a tool?

“Cybertruck is tougher than a bag of nails” says man who is dumber than a bag of rocks and as useful as a bag of smashed assholes

What ISN’T tougher than a bag of nails? Tissue paper? Eggs? Skin?

He apparently literally JUST SHOWED UP AT A POLLING STATION IN THIS CAR. He is just out there driving it around.