It sounds like she Kobayashi Maru’d herself.

Having been to India, I don’t see that plan as being realistic at all. I’ll be happy to be proven wrong though.

Thanks. I hate it.

Yeah, I’d love to see a diagram describing the orbital mechanics of such a scenario. I’m not saying it’s not possible, but it’s not remotely feasible. Maybe quantum mechanics will provide a means to make something like that work, but it won’t be created by Musk.

That’s not what happened though. The article here is exceedingly light on details, but the original article cited at the top explains that the crash happened in front of Columbia River Fire & Rescue’s Rainier station, as the ambulance was returning from a trip. The ambulance driver turned right into the station and…

Here’s an option for you, stay the fuck away from Jalopnik if you can’t bear the way it is.

What a difference an E and extra oxygen can make.

I’ve got smart, non-religious friends that bought a Tesla before Musk came out as a fascist megalomaniac. I’m pretty sure they’d sell it if it could be done without losing their shirts. That’s not so easy with used ones going for so cheap these days.

The display of the parking meter itself seems like a good place. It would be tougher to hack that to replace it.

I’m no Zuckerberg fan, but I’d love to watch him kick the shit out of Elon.

My lungs really like the sound of this. The less diesels spewing toxic particulates the better. 

Yeah, but that’s not how it’s been marketed. According to the marketing spin it’s bulletproof and is basically amphibious. Just don’t wash it in the sun.

Hi. I’m not Emily Haines, and I’d love to be out of the grays.

Same. It’s a tragedy, but much better for his family than if he hadn’t been found.

If it’s anything like the Cybertruck it’ll be amazing s/.

Yes, in the broadest terms it is art. I still think it’s bad and stupid art. Of course that is just my opinion, which is objectively as valuable as the “art” in question. The only emotional response the dress produces in me is a metaphorical eye roll. 

No, I’ve got no problem with art museums. Art is obviously a broad category of creative endeavors, but some of it is so bad that it boggles my mind. Crap like the dress in this article. It’s ostensibly “clothing”, but nobody in their right mind would wear it as such. This “dress” like a lot of other “high fashion”…

“High fashion” may be the dumbest thing humanity has ever created.

You could install the uBlock Origin extension to your browser and have a much better experience. I did that a couple of years ago when I read an article on Gizmodo (of all places) about it. It does require you to allow sites access for certain functionality (banking and such probably won’t work right if you’ve got it…

I’m firmly in the anti-Elon club, but truth is truth. In this case, it’s not the safety that’s the issue. I’m not aware of any health risks associated with the degradation of the device’s connections, just a decrease in effectiveness.

That said, Elon deserves every bit of hate he gets. He’s earned it. Rational…