I think it’s more than fair when you add the amount of insult to that injury.

You think it’s bad now, just wait.

This perfectly sums up our healthcare system.

“If speed or power are on your new car checklist, go for the Crosstrek.”

Hertz is doing something stupid and having it blow up on social media is as predictable as a rainy day in Seattle 

Maybe everything looks like a bag of nails when you’re that big a tool?

“Cybertruck is tougher than a bag of nails” says man who is dumber than a bag of rocks and as useful as a bag of smashed assholes

What ISN’T tougher than a bag of nails? Tissue paper? Eggs? Skin?

He apparently literally JUST SHOWED UP AT A POLLING STATION IN THIS CAR. He is just out there driving it around.

Can’t they just throw him in jail with a contempt charge until he complies and turns over every bit of property they know he owns?

Put him in the cell next to Trump.  Save a spot for Elon.

The legal question of whether or not you can get away with setting traps on your property and injuring an intruder have long been settled, and it doesn’t end well for the homeowner setting the traps. 

Booby trapping your property with explosives would likely result in felony charges.  Just follow Mark Rober’s lead and make some stink/glitter bomb packages.

I’m calling NP.

The LAT & WP editorial boards did not “decline” to endorse Harris. The endorsements were already agreed upon, scheduled, and written. The billionaire owners of these newspapers forced them to pull the endorsements from the calendar a week before the election.

We all knew politics was rife with dirty money, but this is one of the first years that buying a candidate and an election has been so openly seen.

The reason Musk is supporting Trump is the same reason many of the billionaire-owned newspapers (Bezos’ Washington Post, for example) declined to endorse Harris: Money.

Somehow I think this story ends with Musk in prison.

He should immediately lose his security clearance and the SpaceX offices should be swept for bugs to make sure Putin doesn’t have any other ears in the company.  Then he should be given an ultimatum: completely divest from SpaceX, or else all their government contracts will be canceled.

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