Give him time, his little brain and fingers can only manage so much.

Try to imagine yourself sucking Trump’s dick less often. You’ll be a better person. 

Thank god it’s got electromagnetic brakes! Everyone that’s anyone knows how important they are when screaming along at 2.2 MPH!

Seriously though, this thing is pretty fucking cool. 

Yes, Lexus finally did it. They’ve reached maximum ugly. 

Counterpoint: that thing is a hot mess. Blech. What a mishmash of angles. No wonder it never made it to production. Volkswagen would have gone bankrupt for having to supply everyone eye bleach. 

I live in Oregon where self serve gas is illegal for the most part. The type of people that work at the gas stations here are definitely sketchy(generally) and I’d be not at all surprised if they skimmed customers cards. They are almost certainly getting paid minimum wage and have to work out in the rain a lot.

To be fair, Trump is only a mostly brain evil dead puppet. There are are plenty of massively more evil and competent monsters that pull his strings.

It’s also really ugly compared to a 370z.

Meh, looks like someone waved an ugly wand over a 370z. 

I would argue that Kim’s shoes are the ones that are infected. They’re infected with Kim. Poor shoes. 

Here you go:

Why oh why didn’t they take some effort and blend the fender flares into the body elegantly? It sounds awesome and with a little more effort it could have looked cool too. 

That’s not a mullet. 

Nope. I don’t like that at all. 

I wonder how much the medical attention to his hand cost. I bet more than the insurance deductible. Dumb ass. It’s just a piece of shit car that doesn’t even belong to him!

Why did they make is so hideous?

As near as I can tell, this car isn’t even a genuine Brabus built specimen. It’s a replica built from real Brabus parts mixed with newer non-Brabus suspension bits. No idea why anyone would pay the asking money for this thing. I found an eight year old article about the build here: http://www.superstreetonline.com/feat…

Also, would it have killed them to actually provide a weight for the thing? I mean they call it the “Brabus 3.6S Lightweight”. Why go to the bother of naming it lightweight without providing an actual weight.  

Crack pipe all day erry day. The specific output of that motor is pretty crap too. 286hp out of 3.6 liters? Might have been great in the ‘90s. My cars 3.7 liter v6 puts out 328hp. Granted, I’ll bet the Brabus straight six sounds amazing, but no way is that car worth $177k. Not for one second.

It’s an automotive lozenge. Yucky.