I can guess the truthful responses.

The “Better Together” campaign in Scotland was a political campaign looking to specifically affect the outcome of a democratic vote as important as any election. Saying it’s not political by virtue of not being specifically tied to a political party would be as disingenuous as saying donating to a SuperPAC isn’t…

Back when the general consensus was that meanie feminists forced Joss Whedon off Twitter with their witchery, I remember being really pissed off because no one ever acts like women being hateswarmed on Twitter means the Internet needs to go to its room and think about what it’s done. Hell, Cecily Strong deleted her…

Unions are a big reason why workers don’t get fucked over as bad in the U.S. as they do in Mexico.

When asked for comment, Mayweather said he didn’t understand what all the fuss was about — he’s completely comfortable fighting someone who can’t punch back.

No matter how many times it happens, I am still flabbergasted that people could be driven on a suicidal murderous rampage because somebody drew a cartoon of their flying spaghetti monster.

If you flip Feldman and Clements’ scores for Mayweather, it’s obvious that he also did 911.

Finest kind. As someone who has battled depression and anxiety (and will continue to do so the rest of my life), fuck this parrot with a hot poker up the ass.

“Miss, who are these chocolates from? They’re delicious!”

The sad part is a lot of non-chinese Asian restaurants end up putting some Chinese food on their menu, probably because its too much effort dealing with these basic people.

What is it with sushi and stupid people? I was out to dinner this weekend at a very nice sushi place (the kind where they serve sushi and that’s it, no hibachi or noodle dishes or anything) and the two women at the table in front of us were absolute nitwits. They sat down, looked over the menu, and then started doing…

You’re kind of stupid, ehh?

If someone dies as a result of a felony (ie, felony hit and run in this case), perpetrators are criminally culpable for murder in nearly all states. By wrecking her car, injuring the woman, then leaving her stranded on a dangerous highway without rendering aid, they are criminally responsible for her death. They need…

Right, but the problem arises when they bring him ashore.

The goat sunk the cruiser, but ewes sunk my battleship.

“The goat thing ruined his career.

Tyler — interesting article. I’m not seeing how the goat ruined Capt. Banigan’s career. Coronado is a small place. It’s not easy or possible to walk/stupor around there for any length of time and not be noticed by some Adm or another. I’m guessing Capt. Banigan ruined his own career and he would have been “okay” with…

An 0-6 tactical cruiser CO walkin around drunk in uniform, in Coronado, is very un-Navy like. He’s the kind of ass hat who would provoke a rogue nation into doing something stupid. If you want to be a cowboy go the enlisted route and pick up a commission after you’ve grown up a bit.

Again, you are a complete and total shit for brains.

Listen everyone, we’ve all been there. The guy in the car next to you thinks he’s hot shit and you want to take him down a peg. Maybe there’s a girl in your passenger seat. Maybe you know the guy and you have a friendly rivalry. Maybe you just want to show off.