When asked for comment, Mayweather said he didn’t understand what all the fuss was about — he’s completely comfortable fighting someone who can’t punch back.

if 145 dollars is the cheapest you can get cable/satellite with HBO then you are not doing it right.

Watch out everybody, this guy doesn’t like popular TV shows. I bet there’s lots of other popular stuff he doesn’t like either, and he’s going to “shock” us into realizing it. He’s probably way too interesting for us. We should let the cool kids know to make a seat for him at lunch today.

You must be really fun at parties.

Uh, that’s how much it costs. The fact that you don’t want to pay it doesn’t mean you’re magically entitled to have it anyhow.

And of course...

The parts of your write-up makes it sound like, they are trying to stop piracy in general. Which is different from what they are actually trying to do: stop their crap from leaking a month in advance. So, yea, of course, it won’t stop piracy. They clearly weren’t trying to.

Screw you for pirating. If you won’t pay the price of a movie ticket once a month for HBO and access to all their commercial free programming you’re a dick. HBO is worth it, unlike HULU.

Why are physicists crap in a ménage à trois? Because they can never figure out the three-body problem.

I laughed out loud when I read this in the middle of teaching class this morning. My students didn’t find it nearly as funny.

No matter how many times it happens, I am still flabbergasted that people could be driven on a suicidal murderous rampage because somebody drew a cartoon of their flying spaghetti monster.

If you flip Feldman and Clements’ scores for Mayweather, it’s obvious that he also did 911.

Finest kind. As someone who has battled depression and anxiety (and will continue to do so the rest of my life), fuck this parrot with a hot poker up the ass.

“Miss, who are these chocolates from? They’re delicious!”

I think if I were to live in Westeros, I’d like to be a professional gravedigger. There’s no shortage of customers!

The sad part is a lot of non-chinese Asian restaurants end up putting some Chinese food on their menu, probably because its too much effort dealing with these basic people.

It’s very different from they’re portrayal in the books is why. Readers fell in love with them in the books when they were acting more “respectable” for lack of a better word. (They didn’t want to harm Myrcella). Because of other changes in the Dorne storyline and a lack of certain other characters, I understand the…

What is it with sushi and stupid people? I was out to dinner this weekend at a very nice sushi place (the kind where they serve sushi and that’s it, no hibachi or noodle dishes or anything) and the two women at the table in front of us were absolute nitwits. They sat down, looked over the menu, and then started doing…

I don’t care any more. I’m full-fledged, totally excited and invested. Sell my soul to Disney. Happy May the Fourth, everyone.

“The goat thing ruined his career.