Also, the Volkswagen Amarok has rear drum brakes. Which is pathetic as it isn’t the 60’s anymore, and the Amarok isn’t a small city car. It is considered a large truck here in the Netherlands. But nobody uses them for work. They are solely for making a statement since real work is done with vans. The Amarok is for the…

No, the Figaro is adorable, though it looks much better in some color other than pink. Kind of like the Fiat Jolly, just projects an aura of whimsy. I for sure wouldn’t drive one on US highways for any length of time, but if I had a teenage daughter it’d be her graduation present for tooling around town.

That should snap you out of it.

I’m just talking visuals. It was a fine car, no doubt. But looks-wise, they were nearly identical (read: ugly as hell).

Duke boys don’t approve of Dodge’s 4 door shenanigans.

This was suppose to be an Edsel.

Speaking of bad SS100 replicas with VW engines...

The Cumberford Martinique, “designed” by auto design critic Robert Cumberford. Sorry Old Jalopnik, you were wrong. It does have a BMW engine—and Citroen CX suspension. Just look at the windshield frame, the jutting headlights, the proportions—at a glance with blurry glasses, you might think it looks almost okay, but…

I imagine that Plymouth Prowler and PT Cruiser are already here so Chevy SSR

I was actually okay with the Holden Monaro becoming a GTO. Pontiac couldn’t go as far retro as the S197 Mustang nor the later Camaro and Challenger so it looked fresh when it came out, especially when they gave it the Ram Air hood and dual exhaust.

This may shock some of you who know me but Im going to say this

Zimmer Quicksilver. If you thought the Fiero was bad, try a Fiero that’s been stretched out and bogged down with tacky luxury touches. (Guilty secret: I think these would look cool with the right set of wheels)

My personal least favorite is the soap-shaped Thunderbird

My vote goes to the Chevy HHR. The bland, derivative answer to a question nobody was asking: “What if Chevy made the PT Cruiser?”

If we count non-production the C5s rebodied to look like 50s Corvettes are pretty bad.

Jesus, does this really need to be asked? PT Cruisers, especially modified ones.

Sorry if I’m offending any owners, but Pontiac should have called it something else. This Grand Prix-ish turd was NOT a goat.

The Mitsuoka Himiko, somehow making a NC Miata look ugly and they couldn’t even afford a set of wired wheels but stuck with the out-of-place looking factory wheels.

Porsche 996. Water ewwwwwwwwwww