There’s a reason they’re nicknamed “Ford Grenada”... Crack pipe.

I need to change my shorts.

So very ugly.

How about you have somebody explain the attraction to this:

No no no, S-class has a point... It’s the Hummer of bikes.

General Motors Corporation by the Government of the United States of America and the Government of Canada.

“General Motors Corporation by the Government of the United States of America and the Government of Canada” - Longest car company name in history.

People who don’t consult the Long Term Quality Index before they buy.

American cars are still crap, they just haven’t been on the road long enough to show everyone that they’re still crap. My mantra is, “If you buy anything not Japanese, you’re a moron, and you deserve what you get.”...

Same for Pontiac Sunfire owners, I just think “you’re an idiot”...

I agree, but $800 each seems excessive. (They are on Amazon for $300, which is less insane)

Illegal

Legal

Unless you replace the entire unit with a properly designed unit like these ridiculously expensive GE models.

Even properly aimed HID/LED conversions have huge glare problems because the reflectors aren’t designed for them. They’re illegal for a reason. ;)

What’s more annoying than the obnoxious douchebag sound of a Harley? An obnoxious douchebag loud Harley with a f’ing stereo...

I think maybe it’s because they’re hideous...

Teal Achieva with decals

Turbine engines require less maintenance and can run on a wider variety of fuels, any flammable liquid in fact, than their piston powered counterparts.

Sorry, I hate to be this guy, but this is an awkward sentence, and a bit repetitive. It might be better as “Turbine engines require less maintenance and can run on a wider variety of fuels than their piston powered counterparts.”