When I changed schools for high school some of my friends made a collage with a bunch of photos of us. I still have it in storage. BETTER THAN PINTEREST, SUCK IT TEENS.

This was absolutely fascinating.

$1,000 bond for “disturbing schools????” What the everloving fuck, as if this story needed more depressing shit about it.

I was a vita early adopter, and honestly I’ve gotten a ton of use out of it. If you want to play a) PSOne Classics, b) good JRPGs, c) PSP games, then it’s easily worth it.

I was a vita early adopter, and honestly I’ve gotten a ton of use out of it. If you want to play a) PSOne Classics,…

Classic perfectly measured and reasonable response from the gaming community.

Wait a second... do you think that when people talk about homophobia they’re actually referring to people being afraid of gays? Aw, that’s so stupid it’s almost cute.

Homophobia means dislike or prejudice against homosexuals, maybe type that shit into google for a sec before you think you’re so clever.

Homophobia isn’t a different and equally valid opinion. The subject isn’t “controversial.”

I wish I’d been here to warn you that nerds take this Firefly bullshit very seriously.

The Xbox 360 controller is supported now in almost every PC game around.

Jealous! Will you be reviewing the Steam Link too? I’m all set to move my pc out of my living room and into my bedroom once my preordered Steam controller and link arrive...

Talib Kweli is a smart guy and a shitty rapper whose music I dislike. But whatever at least he’s doing him. Let’s just say I know many “Connors.”

This just reminds me that I need to watch Return of the Living Dead again.

True story: I wore a wallet chain for exactly one day in middle school (‘98). My peers pulled on it relentlessly and called it a puppy leash. Never wore it again, and the experience also dissuaded me from getting that spiked bracelet I wanted at the time. Thanks bullies.

I really heard “you don’t touch my balls” but your thing makes more sense.

Love how you can tell that not getting mac and cheese is the worst thing that has ever happened in this asshole’s life.

I work at a college library and I was ready to hate this kid the moment I saw the lanyard/sweatpants/socks/sandals combo. The lazy entitlement doesn’t exactly help, either.

There are people with shocking deficiencies in life-experience everywhere. The fact that these people exist is almost never news. I don’t care if someone went to a restaurant and didn’t know what pizza was. But if that person was on vacation in NYC, wondering “what’s that cheesy-triangle-bread thing?” is kind of funny.…

Oh really, are there other countries with mountains? Bro???? BROOOO!!!!!!! Thank god I crowdsource my geography education on the gawker commenter boards.

One time I was at the ocean and some people drank the water and asked “why so salt?” I can do stories too.