Talib Kweli is a smart guy and a shitty rapper whose music I dislike. But whatever at least he’s doing him. Let’s just say I know many “Connors.”

This just reminds me that I need to watch Return of the Living Dead again.

True story: I wore a wallet chain for exactly one day in middle school (‘98). My peers pulled on it relentlessly and called it a puppy leash. Never wore it again, and the experience also dissuaded me from getting that spiked bracelet I wanted at the time. Thanks bullies.

I really heard “you don’t touch my balls” but your thing makes more sense.

Love how you can tell that not getting mac and cheese is the worst thing that has ever happened in this asshole’s life.

I work at a college library and I was ready to hate this kid the moment I saw the lanyard/sweatpants/socks/sandals combo. The lazy entitlement doesn’t exactly help, either.

There are people with shocking deficiencies in life-experience everywhere. The fact that these people exist is almost never news. I don’t care if someone went to a restaurant and didn’t know what pizza was. But if that person was on vacation in NYC, wondering “what’s that cheesy-triangle-bread thing?” is kind of funny.…

Oh really, are there other countries with mountains? Bro???? BROOOO!!!!!!! Thank god I crowdsource my geography education on the gawker commenter boards.

One time I was at the ocean and some people drank the water and asked “why so salt?” I can do stories too.

Because it’s a shitty story? “Some people somewhere don’t know what snow is and are more familiar with sand, probably because of their own life experience in a different geographic region.” This isn’t really the kind of stuff I click on BCO for...

The whole story’s vague, and besides no one’s going to track down a BCO writer based on what mountain range. What the hell are you spouting? It doesn’t even mention a specific person, IMO it doesn’t even qualify as an anecdote as-is. I don’t need latitude and longitude, but if we’re talking about Mt. Mckinley that’s a…

Yeah, privacy. Hold on I need to unroll my eyes from the back of my skull.

Well since I seem to be in the vast minority here, I’ll just say that where “the mountains” are located geographically drastically changes the story (if you can even call it that). I grew up in New England and we have “the mountains,” but for someone to not know what snow is would be improbable/impossible even for…

Unlike I was led to believe, whole unattended rotisserie chickens found on the street are not a substitute for medical attention.

That person sounds unstable and you should probably stay away from them.

Calling it was “the mountains” is like when obnoxious people call NYC “the city.” It’s like yeah, if I’m standing around fucking Yonkers or something then I know what you mean but otherwise it makes you sound like an asshole.

Soooo, just bought Destiny last week, first time player here (and loving it). My question, though: I’m at level 27 and I dabble in the crucible and strikes/patrols that suit my level. I’ve not seen a single legendary or exotic engram this whole time. What gives? I got one purple weapon for completing a mission and it…

Woooah, spoopy. I just started DA2 last night thinking “boy I want to play Inquisition soon, I should probably play this as well.”

I’ve backed 9 projects since 2012. At this point six of them have been delivered, but only one of those actually made it “on time” within the deadline they initially set. It was also the smallest project I backed, one that was already completed and simply needed to be delivered.

Level 24 here, first time player who’s been playing since The Taken King dropped last week... Haven’t seen a single exotic OR legendary engram. I play the crucible and do strikes, but I still am stuck with piles of greens and the occasional blue. I got one purple weapon as a reward and it was way below my level. Is…