I thought for sure it was a troll... and they were going to bring out the “real one”.... I’m literally shocked at how bad this is.

Probably.

Agreed. Plus, him dying would make him some kind of crazy, right-wing martyr for eternity.

I don’t want him to keel over and die. I want him to live through the shame of an impeachment and be exposed for the fraudulent idiot that he is. Lock him up!

Is it too much to hope for a “Dave” situation, where he falls into a coma, gets replaced with a much better body double, actually solves problems, and then promptly dies?

Fart Attack!!!!!!

And talks like the preacher from Poltergeist.

My brother just bought a (used) volt. In terms of looks, operation, and feel, I’d take it all day long over a prius.

<whispers> They also already have a Mustang.

The beltline is so high! The side of that vehicle just goes and goes to the sky. Would have preferred if they came up with a new design rather than trying to adapt the Mustang form to this.

Chonk-E

It actually destroys brand equity when you misuse a brand. 

Ah shit. They did the thing. They couldn’t just let it be its own car. It’s gotta be called Mustang.

Nikki Haley actually said “The people” should decide Trump’s fate, not a bunch of congressmen. Ignoring the fact that congressmen are elected by the people and responsibility for impeachment is in their goddamn job description.

Then how do you explain Donald Trump? A lifelong incompetent fuckup, whose failed business ventures were propped up by enough money and mouth-breathing rubes to guarantee he never actually had to work a day of his life.

Shutting down the only dedicated politics website in your portfolio right before the 2020 election, one of the most consequential of our lifetime, kicks into high gear. Essentially shutting down the second-most highly trafficked website in your portfolio because one out of every twenty five posts rankles you. I’m not…

Splinter was a damn good website.

“Watch The Future USS John F. Kennedy Float For The First Time.”

But it’s missing replacement smoke.