get the hell out of Dodge. Finally, I want the car to be reliable

“Good boy! Give Daddy a kiss.”

Impeach Trump and make the dog President

The closest thing Trump has ever had to a pet is Lindsey Graham.

sounds like a marvelous Police State to live in 

Apologies for the ifunny watermark

Need to arrest them. They broke into a secured room they were not authorized to be in, brushed aside security, and took electronic recording devices into a secured closed-door hearing where criminal evidence may have been present and witnesses may have been giving depositions. Obstruction of justice, witness…

I love how the conspiracy narrative is essentially: the DNC THREW the election to Trump...to frame the Russians...to make Trump look bad.

Of course he’s seen it. He gave one to Adam and Eve for hauling produce around the garden.

In some ways, this whole thing with the UAW looks like a ‘no win’ for everyone. They make fair money, I wouldn’t mind working there. They have better benefits than a lot of people.

Not only can they make cars at less cost elsewhere like Mexico, etc., they’re not held hostage by the workforce every few years over wages and benefits. Even if wages were equal in other countries, it’s in GM’s best interest to mitigate the risk of a strike on production by utilizing a non-union workforce where they…

Leave it to Jalopnik to cry out for buttons when their isnt any, and explode when theres too many... w/e

PG&E’s infrastructure in California is shit. Their equipment causes the fires. They are shutting down power because they don’t want to be responsible for the next massive wildfire (again). We Californians suffer because PG&E is a shit company with a monopoly.

This is the kind of stuff that will feel apocalypse-y to people, at least if they’ve managed to avoid the natural disasters on steroids that have been happening.

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Or “unpresidented” for the stable big-brained.

They and their supporters keep saying that “the American people elected” when they did no such thing. The Electoral College elected Trump, who lost the vote of the American people. 

He’s healthy, but you can’t see his medical exams.

This happened to me a few times, then she reminded me of our wedding anniversary.