Commie Commie Commie Crummy Car-malleting.

I used to give people WD-40 and Duct Tape as Christmas presents along with a flowchart similar to this:

Hoppe’s No. 9 is a great tool to get sent out to the man cave.

Those come with both AM and FM.

Minivans exist solely to haul spawn. They serve no other purpose, unless they are panel vans, which haul shit.

It seems, there is a bigger epidemic of stupidity.

Ferrari should name it “Balboa” if they want an Italian Stallion in their lineup.

....to resurrect Pontiac.

“Loud pipes save lives!!!!”

That crash was so long I was expecting them to cut to an Applebee’s commercial.

I’m glad they finally got around to it.

I’d bet money the brakes themselves are fine, but Impalas are know for having traction control and ABS sensor/wiring issues.

You’re the one who wrote this letter, aren’t you?

This may not be the person’s only car. It could be their beater commuter car.

They don’t know who Thomas Lightbulb or Elon Tesla is. They didn’t know who Tim Apple was, after all.

“You know, we have to protect Thomas Edison and we have to protect all of these people that came up with originally the light bulb and the wheel and all of these things.”

Mr. Peanut was roasted.

A lot of people replying need some cream to ease the butt-hurt over this post, but you are 100% correct.

I used to keep my portable hard drive in one to protect it from bumps, etc. It fit perfectly.