It doesn’t matter. Moscow Mitch McTurtle will defend his useful idiot until the end. Whether Foolius Ceasar committed multiple crimes and abused his power or not is irrelevant. McConnell has already stated that he is not impartial and will support trump no matter what. He should be impeached as well.

Foolius Ceasar simply wants kids to be fat and stupid like him.

Well I’m officially heartbroken, Alanis. You are one of the best writers here, maybe the best. I always loved your takes and well written articles.

Alanis is one of my favorite writers here. Her articles were always well written and fun to read. Jalopnik has suffered a great loss.

Taking the train is better than hoofing it.

Related:

Other than Chewie in an X-Wing (wold he even fit?), I don’t think this is all that great. I do like the Lovcraftian villain, but he should be saved for the next series of films (which we all know will happen).

Boomers had everything handed to them. They had their choice of well-paying jobs and could live on a single income, along with the benefits and pensions you mentioned.

Definite asshole. Thanks for clearing that up.

I would say it’s unregulated capitalism.

So does this make you an asshole?

The Canyon AT4 looks better than the Sierra.

Maybe if the seller is flexible on the price.

Win10 is a better OS, but I still prefer the Win7 gui. I feel like the Modern/flat graphics look needs to die.

Ironic since...

This is where the rubber meets the road.

“Raise it, but just enough so that people think it’s fine. Muhahahaha!!”

There’s no replacement for temporal displacement!

Not a truck.

The Avalanche had the rambox years before Ram did.