Huh. Difficult to believe that didn’t work out.
Something that really, really needs to be looked at is the actual business model of American capitalism.
As in, what on Earth is the actually goal of these choads?
It appears to make as much cash as possible from squeezing extra profits out of an existing entity rather than actually trying to produce a lasting product…
They would be expected to post three “news videos” per day to their site—they were to wear Maven polo shirts in these videos—as well as hundreds of posts per month. The message was clear: Quantity over quality. Prospective Maven “partners” were told by company execs that if they had trouble creating enough content,…
There's also the possibility that reducing the number of games will lead to increased demand per game. What I'm trying to say is, 162 games is a lot.
Truly a time to kill for Grisham.
Networks pay millions for ex-players to explain these things to viewers, and 99 times out of 100 it’s obvious the analyst just tries to wow the viewer with jargon from their playing days and fill the airtime with word salad. Watson is more helpful and succinct in that clip than any of them. Does CTE make them…
Silence 10/10
IT professional here, my normal response to the “huh, person-who-normally-sits-at-this-desk, you look different today!” joke is to deadpan/deadeye look at them and ask how I may help them with zero emotion in either my face or voice.
Reminds me of Steven Wright’s joke where you walk up to the counter and greet the cashier. They say “Is that all?” “No, I’d also like to buy this.”
My guilty pleasure:
Tax his church.
One way or another, the Patriots’ trip to Buffalo always leads to dildos on the field.
That looked like an interception return, not a punt return.
I feel like apology parsing has serious potential to overtake baseball as our national pastime!
The evergreen tweet:
So... CB Bucknor is the hero because he made an intentionally bad call to end this episode of bullshitball? Man, fuck everyone associated with this farce.
I felt the same way about Chappelle’s musical segments at the time, but having gone back and watched the series now that I’m more into hip hop, they’re actually incredible. There’s some really clever staging and some real, raw performances that transcend almost any other show’s attempt at hosting musical guests.
Some of the clips from the original were comedic gold, but many of them just sucked. Maybe one good one a show. I find some cringeworthy things funny, but The Spec Ed ones weren’t funny at all.