Yet people still believe CNN is “liberal”.

I feel real bad for them. It’s a similar feeling to that time in 2018 when Coke narrowly missed on revenue, which declined 6% to $7.06 billion, while analysts were expecting $7.07 billion. Just real intense stabs of sympathy is what I’m feeling.

Serious question: Do you like cheering for plays as they happen, or do you prefer to sit in silence for 6 minutes and then politely clap after they determine the outcome of a play?
Followup: How much do you love sniffing your own farts?

Not living in Queens, I assume parking all the way up and over the white line is ok?

I’m a very stupid man.
I’ve always been a very stupid man.
I don’t think I’ve ever been stupider than when I thought, “Instant Replay will make the game better.”
So far, from the Kennedy assassination to Trump speeches, the only thing instant replay has made better is tennis - marginally...
/back to being stupid...

I’m of that camp that any and all adaptations should be screamed at with fire and fury for not just being the actual pages of the book being filmed, flipped slowly enough to read them.

It’s hard work and attention to detail like this that made The Amazing Spiderman the favorite of all the Spidermans.

Outplayed? Getting lied to is outplaying now? They were at 9/11 memorials in the morning! They were still planning to come in the afternoon. They were specifically told there would be no votes in the morning so they could attend memorials. CAN YOU FUCKING READ? 

This is not revolutionary, but bringing my lunch to work and drinking the free coffee at the office. I used to have a bad habit of spending a lot of money on both of those things.

Wait, Rudy Giuliani was the mayor of NYC during 9/11? THAT Rudy Giuliani? He should mention it more often, it really could be a key part of his brand. 

MF said “Nautious.” Like he didn’t even give it a good shot. Typed out a word that look like a Transformer that turns into a sailboat.

“He knows the city he plays in, he shouldn’t really be wearing the opposing city’s colors, especially the day they’re playing,” Harrisburg native Dave Manbeck said.

I know that the structure of the U.S. government has its own stupid, stupid problems. But I still sometimes have a hard time believing that the British Parliament isn’t making up these traditions as it goes.

Does nobody remember Charleston Chews? These were always “Summer at the beach” type things, and ALWAYS served frozen. You whacked it into pieces before opening...always.  THAT is the definitive answer to what candy is best frozen.

Honestly just cast Nic Cage and John Travolta again.

Hollywood Handbook should be here just for Hayes’s Tool song...

I don’t get it. Does he not know how news works?

Brown called Mayock a “cracker”

I still cannot buy him as an action hero of any kind.

1. It would’ve been 2 innings for Lugo, not three.