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Oh yeah? what did your roster end up looking like? Just kidding. No one gives a fuck.

Huh, telling me I should bow down before the one I serve? That I’ll get what I deserve? Because, before I’d give Trump control, I can think of a lot of things I’d rather do.

Donald hires people who are unqualified to work at that level and in return they give him loyalty. If the Trump campaign seems like amateur hour it is because Trump designed it that way.

It’s kind of impressive that Trump could pick someone who would be objectionable is almost every opposite way from him. I’ve known people who are like “Well, at least Trump isn’t terrible on abortion and gay rights” and then he picks Pence, who is truly awful on both. There’s almost a part of me that wants to

A strong argument for the people who believe that white people shouldn’t say “woke”?

I always laugh at the Snowball interrogation scene, no matter the conext.

Ken Starr’s world:

Bravo to KWTX!

Hang on, hang on, hang on... Wait...

Tomorrow’s New York Post back cover:

If you have a robot read Rovell’s tweets it creates an infinite loop where the only sound that comes out is a steady thin metallic screeching

“This homer, I like it....”

Oh thank god the Intentionally Obtuse False Equivalency Guy is here to educate us all!

What happens if the Cubs turn into a relatively hot team and win three pennants over the next five years? The Cubs’ ENTIRE IDENTITY is that drought. They’re lovable, quixotic triers. Winning three championships in quick succession would destroy their loser-cred. How would that team and fan base manage the change?

No one should care about any anthem. It’s dumb that we think whether or not a person is a good citizen revolves around whether or not they stand up for some music.

It’s not a real country, anyways...

I just wanna see the scouting notes on JaMarcus Russell. REAL BAD, SLOW DELIVERY, CONDITIONING A CONCERN, BUT CAN THROW TO THE MOON. LET’S GIVE HIM SEVERAL MILLION DOLLARS

Legendary call by Gary Cohen and Ron Darling dying in the background is the icing on the cake.

But that didn’t happen, did it? We’re talking about a Trump supporter denying a Bernie supporter help. Could the same happen if it was the reverse? Certainly. Would most Trump supporters do the same that this guy did? Likely not, because they’re probably not assholes. But trying to justify this because the possibility

Timber was hoping to go in the first round, but he fell.