“Stephen A Smith goes on a rant that he knows will piss people off so they’ll talk about him because he’s a whore who will say anything for attention.”

So essentially a million dollars a start for the next 7 years. Fuckin’ shit, I wish I was good at something.

It hasn't been as widely reported, but Andy Dalton was also walking gingerly after their game.

7uch a 7ad 7tory.

“It’s being dumb to make a point” was the thesis of the entire article. The article you just commented on. Did you read the article?

They did WHAT?!?!?

I didn’t have great answers for her, and honestly, in an effort to minimize your negative impact and what was otherwise a really fun day, I redirected her attention to the cheerleaders and mascot.

I just enjoy that he’s pretty much always smiling. Sports are fun, dammit.

Anyone who ever hated France because they didn’t support the Iraq War was an asshole in the first place.

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You know you done fucked up good when you take a very defensible argument (sports betting being illegal is puritanical and stupid) and turned it into “fuck it, whatever you’re for, I’m against it” in the eyes of the public.

Typical left-wing Gawker blog. We can’t just call it Christmas color blindness anymore, guys??

I love Cheez Balls (and any generic form thereof) but I haven’t had them in probably a solid decade. I want them so goddamned bad but they’re kind of terrible for me. Also I snack at my computer and if I start eating them whichever hand I use (duh, the left one) will become unusable until I’m done snacking, have…

Some are Cowboys fans. Some are Eagles fans. And some, I assume, are good people.

i thought you said they were brothers. they look latino to me.

That depends...are we in a dark alley? Am I armed? Are we in public?

This is an important story to report, because Hardy’s brother was in the driver’s seat. Talking to the media is not important, especially when there are unsolved crimes for the Hardy boys to investigate.

Goodell immediately opens an investigation into the Eagles' players for violating the competitive spirit of the game, then tacks on a random fine on Kelce for saying something specific in a way that could possibly be connected to another player.

Would you say there’s been a Towelie-ban?