I offer up my doggie, Sam Aloysius Doodle to comfort. I know I’m getting a doodle hug from him as soon as I get home.

But there was something different about Paul O’Neill. I can’t quite put my finger on it but he Worked hard, played Hard, was really Invested in the Team, and was Everything else you want in a teammate.

My favorite part is when they show his earlier double. He over-slides 2nd base and the announcers said that he “goes into Ryan for no reason” when it a) was a typical over-slide, and b) he didn’t touch Ryan.

The weird thing is, if the Yankees had shown just a little professionalism themselves, they probably wouldn’t have lost 15-1.

Teams currently on track to make the playoffs include:
Mets, Cubs, Pirates, Astros, and Royals. A bunch of fun typically-loser teams to root for! Which means the world series will probably be Cardinals-Yankees :(

Midnight beer math time!

“Neither can I.”

God dammit I skimmed this as “Daniel Snyder”

Instinct?

My God. Tull forever. So many great songs. So dark. Music and lyrics. So often, a good band, even a great band, is really good musically or lyrically, but I always thought Tull was fg amazing at both.

Very disappointed in you, Burneko. I mean, subtle plagiarism is one thing, but lifting your title straight from the Ford Field home locker room walls?

Oh this looks great, I’m so in!

What if a quarterback, hypothetically, has won one Super Bowl, plays on the East Coast, really has a pretty good arm, is tall, has brown hair, and shares a first name with a four-time Super Bowl champion Quarterback from the 1980s? Would you consider that quarterback elite?

To everyone who brings up SB rings, you know who else has 2? Jim Plunkett.

- Jaqen H’ghar

If you ignore their wins, the Blue Jays really aren’t that great.

The pitch + the batter solidly connecting on it = far more impressive than the tap-pass catch-assist.

Last time I played wiffle ball (like 15 years ago when I was 14 lol), I do not recall seeing a pitch at that velocity with that movement. I remember most of them looking like slow, floating knuckle balls. That was…

I think you mis-heard him. He was saying that as a Met, he was really inspired by a Pair-o’-Keiths.

On the bright side, at least the tent was open.

See, in my opinion you root for the home team - if they don’t win it’s a shame!