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    Jets fan here, the amount of QBs we’ve anointed as the chosen one because of preseason performance is vast. I was reading some fan’s comments last night and apparently Hackenberg had a sick first preseason start also, something I don’t believe happened because I can’t remember him ever playing well.

    On a road trip with my wife we were going back and forth with song choices and I went with Thick as a Brick just to be an asshole. Lasted about 7 minutes before she started questioning how long it was.

    First time I heard it I thought it sounded a bit odd with him jumping in so early with the vocals.

    a franchise cornerstone that something like a third of the team’s fanbase somehow still thinks is a scrub

    Somewhat along those lines, I rode pine for my HS team and during practice the assistant coach casually asked me if we realize that it smells like a brewery in the gym because we were all sweating out all the alcohol that was consumed the night before.

    Seems like it would be fun to go, get drunk, laugh and jeer, but the idea of exchanging any money for it completely nullifies any fun.

    I’m assuming it’s only because they have a new album coming out and it’s just another way to promote that.

    I was curious, so I clicked on the story mode in the last FIFA and somehow there was no way for me to get out of it. I was stuck hitting every button on my controller in frustration while watching the very boring, very long movie of some fake soccer player.

    “Now he’s Deucin’ it!”

    This is an infuriating team to watch to the point where I’ve completely bailed on them this season and have done nothing but talk shit about how much I hate them.

    The past few seasons I’ve had such little interest in these shitty Jets teams that I would read these and laugh along.

    I’m sorry to be pedantic about this solid joke, but it sounds like the Mets weren’t the ones to pass on this.

    I used to just sit there and let this screen run. It’s greatest song and the 8bit sound quality might actually make it better.

    My wife’s grandfather passed away 7 years ago. He had been sick for a while and then ended up in the hospital knowing that he could pass at any moment.

    A ‘D’ is just a ‘B’ without its belt on.

    While watching that comparison, I glanced down at the original version and when I went back to the new version, I thought they had looped the video. When I concentrated only on the new one I realized that they didn’t loop it, it was just incredibly bland and boring.

    A casual “uh, aren’t we supposed to get under a doorway or something?” is exactly how I would react.

    Insurance would probably make the most sense.

    I was getting teary seeing Tiger win a couple months ago, now I’m tearing up over a guy getting drafted into the NBA. Things get weird as you get older.