Big fan of private unions. However, fuck the public ones.

This is old school Deadspin. Bravo

Don’t want to be that guy but you’re mistaken. I turned 40 4 years ago and have had a blast. I have tons of disposable income, I have traveled to a ton of amazing places and I know the fine line between having fun and getting stupid. I did not have these things in my 20's

Can you tell this story on Drunk History please.

Well you are overwhelmingly pro choice here.

Merry Christmas Big Daddy and thanks for all you give all year.

His biggest mistake was not becoming a Chicago cop while he was at ND

Yes, but what does Bobby Big Wheel have to say about it?

Say what you want but this guy is committed to his craft.

Kinda stupid but also funny. I like it

If you had a dollar for every time you heard that at a Rangers game

I would have preferred Sir Andrew Dice Clay:

It’s too bad her photo doesn’t capture how angry he was.

I think Terry Kinney should play him in the movie

Dude, Obama is only half-white.

It’s like getting hit by an 80 year old grandma on your way home from the bar up the street. Not your fault but you’re fucked anyway.

It’s almost a perfect joke. Just not one you can make today. And that is unfortunate.

Are you really expecting me to believe anything a guy name Dabo says

Best ending ever. I applaud them for finding the hole in the rules and using it to their advantage. It’s like a Revenge of the Nerds scene. The only thing I regret is not being in a Bengal bar and seeing everyone lose their shit as every player was held. “that’s holding!!!!! that’s holding!!!! How can they do…

Hate to nit pick Tom but that’s “moor then he can chuew”