The name of my express eyebrow waxing chain

Like a D’Angelo Barksdale kind of suicide?

I think his advice is almost all predicated on having kids in the mix. I divorced and, while painful at first, was the best thing that ever happened to me.

I also once made the mistake of thinking the Metamucil wine of the month club was just too good of a deal to pass up. Seriously, what kind of wine are you drinking?

“There’s was atleast 3-4 times I thought the team plane was gonna crash.” That also ties in with the Imodium.

Is that you Jovan?

Hi Petey,

In the future Lietch, can you just call this The Broo. With the extra O for off topic

This should get more love. When you are older Torsloke, and probably with kids, you will realize that working these holidays, especially the week between Christmas and New Year’s is a total fuck off, read Deadspin Long Stories week, that is easy and keeps all of your vacation days for when you actually want to use…

I like peas but I hate pea soup; whereas my fiancee hates carrots but loves carrot soup.

Bet me that Lurie doesn’t double down by signing Hardy and Ray Rice, trading for Johnny Football and re-signing Tebow for the extra point package. You cant spell stupid without Philadelphia.

I love the long stories. Every year our CEO requires that at least 3 Sr. Managers work the week in between X-Mas and New Years in case of any “emergencies”. (We are a marketing agency so, really, what constitutes an emergency?) I always volunteer as it is a total fuck off week and these stories help me pass the time.

Hi Miko,

Hey Kevin,

I’m a big fan of the blogs that the Commentariot write for Leslie Horn.

This is exactly why I prefer In-N-Out.

UPDATE:

@ Duncan - You could drop a couple bombs while in the chair. Wait, what? This professional relationship isn’t based on mutual respect?

So, judging on the responses I should not be using this as my Christmas Card?

I absolutely love this. Thanks for the laugh