Way to skip the first three paragraphs, champ.

Fresno State declined the penalty, btw.

The Troops! Oh, The Troops. Who serve this country so that there can be only the correct forms of protest as sanctioned by The Troops. Who serve this country so that they can be used as political pawns anytime someone does anything other than hold a pep rally for America. Who serve this country so that ignorant people…

I’ll do that, just as soon as Netflix adds it to their library.

Can we stop with the “This year sucks” meme because some famous person happened to die? Wilder was old. To paraphrase Old School “Old people die. It’s what they do”. Wilder hadn’t acted since an appearance on “Will & Grace” in 2003. It’s not like he was putting out any more movies. Feel sad, yes. He was a once in a…

Good on the 49ers for their response I would have expected them to say, “He’s still on our team? We thought we traded him already.”

He looks like the rubber mask that nobody buys until it’s five minutes before the Halloween party you forgot about.

Alternatively, if you wanto to be sure, you could just buy a bottle of additive once or twice a year. There’s not enough additive in a tank of gas or two to make a difference in the login run, there’s just enough additive to make a difference if you’re using it all the time.

You realize that starting right off the bat by comparing whatever they are doing to Nazis using curse words and all caps means that you look like a loon and I cant take anything you say seriously right?

Slave labor is awesome?

Jaime Moyer tried to participate, but when he finished, all he blew was a cloud of dust.

“If you want to hit a smash run out the damn park you have my blessing strong motherfucker” - Traditional Baseball Chant [1999]

Unless I’m reading it wrong (it is confusing), the new rules on “file and suspend” don’t apply to people born before April 30, 1950.

They should be booing him on the mound. That’s where most of his problems are.

What is “meaning much clearer?” This isn’t a real trick!

This one’s favorite 80s jam is Billy Squire’s “The Stroke.”

Yeah, what everyone else said. I want credit too.

You’ve obviously never baked a bundt cake for your wife.

“With the 29th pick in the 2016 NBA draft, Gregg Popovich personally selects Taurean Prince, Baylor.”

5-1 like my favorite player of all time