(But still humorous or interesting resulting in entertainment for the readers which is the actual point of this website).

Coincidentally, Thoreau was the height of Muggsy Bogues, but did not have the complexion of a hockey puck.

“It’s not what you look at that matters, it’s what you see. Bust off on your couch, now you got Seaman’s furniture.”

To further quote Thoreau: “Tell me I can’t tear it up / Go get yourself some toilet paper ‘cuz ya lyrics is butt.”

The NHL has “indefinitely suspended” Flames defenseman Dennis Wideman for his vicious hit on linesman Don Henderson last night. Wideman maintains that it was accidental, but he’ll face the league’s disciplinary process.

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Good work all around.

I’m entirely with you in that boat. That being said, it seems it took until year number 9 to figure out that playing a single defensive scheme, might just work better than switching between two or three in the same possession. CRAZY RIGHT?! Go home Clappy, keep letting your assistants draw up the game plan (as was…

Never should have left Marquette, bucko.

The above post correctly notes why two unrelated complaints can look similar, but the two firms could also have collaborated—the fact that they filed in the same court suggests to me that they’re very aware the cases are going to be consolidated.

Actually, most usually do. And there are templates a lazy lawyer can utilize. Also, they’re all taught similarly, and two complaints for identical causes of action will of course look very similar, and the form itself is constricting and one has to hit all the right notes in a manner of speaking in a civil complaint.

is this real i honestly can’t tell

a midget doing a porn scene where his partner is taller and standing

Imagine if instead of having to make split-second decisions in one of the fastest sports on earth you actually had time to think before you made your decision to hit ‘send’ and post a story.

I wish you were my boss. Every time i fuck up he likes to remind me that i get paid to not, in fact, fuck up.

To further your point, isn’t EVERYONE paid not to fuck up? Who here is paid to fuck up? So to use that as an argument is a straw man, really.

I used to officiate a surprisingly rules oriented sport, Women’s Flat Track Roller Derby. I felt for the crew last night on that non-timeout call. As an official you get conditioned to respond to certain motions with a whistle. In the case of a high-pressure goal line situation and a vigorous hand motion from a…

Nah, Lebron’s a great defender, but it has become obvious over the past two seasons that he isn’t a nightly force on that end. He dials it up from time to time, and when he does, he is a world-destroying monster from hell. But both Paul George and Kawhi Leonard are more consistently dominant on that end. That’s how I…