Fun fact: Kurt Cobain was not unplugged. He had his acoustic/electric guitar plugged in.

Are you my dad?

You think Utah Space Jesus’s are going to sign him?

My problem with when these type of questions get asked online is it’s impossible to know the whole situation. Everyone is quick to jump at the other party and tell the person asking that he/she is with a no-good cheater and needs to end the relationship. In a vacuum, yeah that’s the most likely scenario. But these…

A man in a smock and beret using a hammer and chisel

Booooo

I’m a IU drop out and I like when orange ball go swish for good guys

Why appeal? That suspension is clearly deserved.

“All in all, it was a side effect I could live with”

Anyone know where to find the highlight of Marvin Harrison doing this (against the Broncos IIRC)? It doesn’t seem to be anywhere on the internet.

The only reason to ever visit Cici’s is when you have to feed fifteen hungry 12 year olds after an out of town baseball tournament. Even at that age I knew Cici’s pizza was trash.

Perfect example of why we need to remove the human element and get some ball scuffing robots.

I thought they banned optical illusions?

Damn millenials. Back in my great granddad’s day if you couldn’t get a job as an NFL quarterback you went out and picked yourself up by the bootstraps and started your own football team. There were no lawsuits or handouts, they didn’t believe in them.

Nats fan

Power music. Electric revival.

I borrowed my Risk strategy from the comedian Eddie Izzard. Get Australasia and just build up from there.

This is next level LOLMets. Have you considered a LMAOMets tag?

I should have seen it coming.

I once pulled off an unassisted triple play at shortstop as a 10 year old. Caught a liner, tagged the runner in front of me, and then finally ran over to first myself after being reduced to a ball of tears by all the yelling parents and coaches because I was so confused about who was still not out.