“They have to wait until that ball has a position player underneath until they rule infield fly.”

I’ve stopped slowing down when I think I’ve seen an unmarked cop car. Or an actual cop car for that matter. I’ll unabashedly pass a cop going 10 over without touching the brakes and I have never been pulled over for this. They must appreciate my balls.

“ESPN’s LeBron-sage Brian Windhorst”

I view trolls as more immature kids doing something stupid. Every one has those adolescent moments that they look back on and say “what the hell was I thinking?” Now if you got an Internet troll in their 20’s you start crossing into sociopath territory.

Ah, the old kinja switch-a-roo!

I have never played this game or even seen any game play except the occasional clip on Highlight Reel, so I have no dogs in this race, but this is one of the most well written posts I’ve read on a Gawker site.

This game is fun as hell.

“Uhhh, Pinterest! Clothes! Tailgating! My balls itch!”

And then you’d toss the coach for scratching his nose because it looked like he did it with his middle finger, so he had to be disrepecting you, right? Gotta go all out with the umpire power trip.

I think that you have to make that choice. But in that case right there, they are going to have to answer to the Lord for their actions. We should not give benefits to those civil unions.

The Cardinal Way. Raise money for charity, pocket a good chunk for “administrative expenses.” Sounds right.

They should put Professor Andre Miller, PhD. in an Uncle Drew commercial sans make up.

So is a trade not official until the league office files it the next day? I’ve always wondered when players get traded and taken out mid game. Bad sportsmanship aside, could a team agree to a deal and put the player in to pitch for the fuck of it?

No idea. It was on a VHS called Super Duper Baseball Bloopers that I watched religiously as a 6 year old. Looks like the pitcher didn’t get the pitch out signal from the catcher.

It’s weird. I got followed by Trotter and TKTK after one comment and I’ve only posted over there one time after that. Just gotta hope a writer sees your comment and is feeling nice I suppose.

Has any other athlete’s decline been as heavily covered as Tiger’s? I mean it’s not even news anymore, Tiger sucks and he’s not coming back.

These videos make me feel ashamed. I used to be able to dunk as a scrawny 5’9” white dude. Now the only think I dunk is oreos in milk.

I noticed you’re a fan of Rembert. I have to question your taste in writers.

And Barnwell.