tl;dr so I’m just gonna stick with my original, preconceived notion;

Give Jimmer a call, he’ll be the perfect mentor

Enjoy your two years in Sacramento, Grayson. Explore the local Chinatown, any Mandarin you pick up will be a big asset to your playing career.

Hard to believe the FBI is still looking into Russia’s relationship with the Donald but they won’t take a hard look at the number of free throws Kentucky had in a basketball game full of unpaid amateurs. Pathetic.

To be fair, this is A+ work for a class at Kentucky.

calling Tennessee fans “wacko”

The last fleeting hope UVA fans had was the appearance of the final score on the Rolling Stone website.  

The only problem with this post is that it doesn’t scroll forever.

You mean science and civility?

You’re a monster. A beautiful, horrible monster.

Your illegitimate father must be so proud. +1

Take your god damn star you glorious bastard.

As they fucking should.

But in all honesty, what the hell? That game wasn’t close, even when it was tied 21-21 at the half.

Thomas Jefferson must be rolling over in his slave.

In fairness, if Virginia had scored 21 more points, they would’ve won.

Who’s a good boy?! The Retrievers are good boys! Good boys!

Anytime that Falwell Senior’s vanity university can be beat I am in favor. (Protip NCAA: All the fake/no show classes at Liberty are in the science departments.)

Dammit, I forgot hammer...

Okay, sweetie.