Wilbur Ross.

The Colgate team Crested a bit too soon and then their Aim was off.

As a Windies fan essentially from birth, that this amazing catch would happen to what should have been a six from Bravo is tragically appropriate

If they wanted a trophy so bad, why not keep the Civil ConFLiCT around?

The answer is both simple and obvious: Alabama. Didn’t win their conference, didn’t even win their division, didn’t have to play an extra game against a high-quality opponent. If you’re only going to have a four-team playoff, you have to treat conference championship games as the defacto first round, and conference…

Alabama should have been left out. Weakest schedule, didn’t beat their only challenging opponent of the year, didn’t win their conference. There’s no reason in college football that we should let conference losers have do-overs, and they’ve done it twice for Alabama.

I think most people would agree with Lauren’s position on patriot hating.

Only if it took 9 minutes and they didn’t score because the clock ran out...

Well, that’s what I was afraid of. “Fuck Chess” it is, then.

I’m pretty sure Ben Tippett is the coolest Deadspin writer?

Somewhere in alabama roy moore both messed his pants AND declared this video some sort of commie, illegal immigrant witchcraft.

26-14 or, as it’s known in Alabama, courtin’ ages.

Bet they didn’t want to show all the green in the stands from the other angles.

The thought of four men using their bodies this joyfully would never be accepted in the United States, much less the NFL.

wall built to defend against mexico ends up hurting united states

Adding insult to injury, some little prick snatched and hid the pieces and the end of a rainbow.

This guy gets it.

* Need to leave house, but neighbor across street is sitting on front porch swing again. WORSE: Need to leave house, but judge-y SAHM next door is out talking to the neighbor on her front porch swing.

You fucking bastard. There is not one single mention of Homeowners Associations on this entire goddamn list.