Officials like you who don’t insist on not being assaulted are part of the problem.

On behalf of officials in all sports everywhere, fuck you. Try throwing a glove in my face and see if you just get ejected.

Beat me to it, dammit.

there’ve been even more instances of the most common bug so far: teams being completely unable to tackle.

Counterpoint: curve balls can be controlled.

“But it was a breaking ball!” is a lame, bullshit excuse for plonking a guy. Eddings was correct.

Counterpoint: Stealing first makes this game Not Baseball.

Normal chess tournaments don’t have bathroom cameras. And the day I have to install them in order to meet customer expectations is the day I stop organizing chess tournaments.

This argument fails against Duke 100 percent of the time.

The best part of this is that Duke was the victim.

Don't fucking argue balls and strikes. 

“The UFC Is Either Stupid Or Evil”

You’ve clearly never donned stripes.

With the amount of verbal abuse officials at this level are expected to and do take, I have zero problem with them dishing a bit out.

Reading about this elsewhere, the weapon was indeed a vacuum cleaner wand.

Basically the only people who use vacuum tubes these days are radio amateurs with amplifiers. Weird.

I have no problem with this call. Spectators need to keep their damn hands away from balls in play.

mma; dr

mma; dr

The slightest force applied to the head of an opponent is excessive force. If this fact pattern appears on a rules exam, a send off is the only correct answer.