Way back in the days of Nintendo 64, the rumors of "how to get Luigi" or "how to get the Triforce" were rampant. I convinced my younger brother, no older than 5 at the time, that he'd have to put cooked spaghetti in the cartridge slot of the N64 to get Luigi.

this is the photoshop version of a #HOTTAKE

laughing so hard i can't breathe. this is outstanding.

the Santi Shake

too often I find myself forced to qualify a "beer enthusiast" versus a "beer snob"

Dear England,

seriously, how did nobody in marketing/promotions see this?

this is an excellent read, but I don't think it's fair to judge this team in early January. let's see what silverware, if any, is being held in May.

considering the Nets stole their logo from MTA roll-signs, they're certainly one to talk

My 5-year "reunion" was at a horribly overpriced club in New York. Needless to say I skipped that. My 10-year reunion is this upcoming spring - can't see any reason why I'd waste a second of my time there.

watching on ESPN with my dad, incredulous. slack-jawed, even.

your avatar makes me smile

hahahahah wow somebody's got some time on their hands. enjoy your date later with Rosie Palms.

pretty sure it's the same concept

it's the laziest show on TV, for the laziest people in the world:
"too lazy to look for dumb shit on the internet? here, we found some"

if you think Eli's the problem, you've not been paying attention

it's horribly cynical, but PSG have found, and happily exploit, a loophole in the system. as long as they half-ass it through their league, and get a Champions League spot, they'll keep attracting big players with their near-endless funds.

go glove