I FEEL HAPPY!! I FEEL HAPPY!!

go fuck yourself

anyone with a brain knows Mou is a troll. have fun with your fake club.

how many trophies did you win last year son? oops.

delude yourself that you were ANYTHING before Roman came and bankrolled you. might as well change your club name to FC Chelski 2003. must be nice having Gazprom bankroll every whim Roman has.

mourinho is nothing better than a troll. any idiot could win w/ the squads he's been bankrolled with. worthless cunt.

didn't you know, the best people are the ones who have to tell you how great they are, lest you forget.

forgot to include the meltdown by our friends at #MetsTwitter

honestly this isn't that shocking - pretty boilerplate for Balo

I can't tell if the timing of this post coinciding with the start of Rosh Hashanah/High Holidays was intentional or just awful

shocker: Mets aren't giving a straight answer as to why it was changed

KENNY-CHAN KAWAIII PURINCESSUUUUU

the immortal "License Plate Guy"

thank god

yes Big Blue is particularly good at facilitating this ;)

is it overkill or entirely appropriate to call this guy a schmuck

I was blocked by Corey Webster (former Giants CB) for telling him he got burnt. Over and over again.

i weep for the vastly underrated pomegranate