Come on now. There is no way that Bret Michaels can know everything he’s got.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT BRADLEY IT’S MY GOD GIVEN RIGHT TO DRIVE THIS AND YOU CAN PRY IT FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS

Introducing the all-new first-ever 2021 Detroit Motor Company Fist. Can you take the whole thing?

I feel like every current iteration of full size pick up here is modeled pretty much on the sculpture of Joe Louis’s fist in downtown Detroit. They all have the same approximate frontal area.

Until the EPA stops giving trucks an exemption in fuel economy / gas guzzler taxes, this won’t change. If people want to buy a 4-door do-everything pickup, fine... but you shouldn’t get an exemption just ‘cause it *might* be used for some semblance of work.
If a CTS-V wagon had to pay a gas guzzler tax, so should a…

So. Once again, it’s Everclear time. 

If you ever wonder why America doesnt get the Hot Hatches like the rest of the World, this (the price) is exactly to blame. No one would buy it (in any mass numbers) with such other cheaper ways to obtain speed. The USA is not burdened with narrow roads. Most cities can be easily navigated in a....wait for…

Literally CP. But don’t waste Bret’s time. Serious inquiries only. He knows what he’s got (eww).

Or if you really want a two row VW - just do what I did and get a lightly used Touareg. It’s a stupendous value for the money. It drives really well, can tow almost 8k lbs, is capable enough for a little mild off-roading, and it’s a lot more attractive than this thing.

This is a good example of cohesive design. Unlike some other vehicles, it looks like it was designed by one person. Some other cars look like the ones who did the front and back never met.

This is so incredibly satisfying.

Don’t you mean “The 2021 Genesis G80 = Gorgeous”
Get it, because all the lights resemble the “=” sign.

I’ll do one better: Unnecessary, but fine.

It’s probably a situation where there’s a piece of counter top that is removable so you have counter space when you want and a sink when you want. As a person who aspires to have an RV one day, I have looked at MANY RVs online. I don’t think this one could ever be cleaned deeply enough to suit me, though. 

Those miles are almost certainly largely highway.  Nice price.  

Not going to lie: spent way too long trying to understand what kind of a limited-slip differential a “PR LSD” is.

Thank goodness, I can cross shop crossovers now. When will automakers finally understand we want more crossovers?

“Hot-rodding is a national birthright!”

That’s more twee than playing Dear Catastrophe Waitress on vinyl on a 60s vintage record player.

3/7 = 0.43