the best hitter in the game

Maybe you should go Fast and Furious... to the polls!

“Sorry, that came out weird. What I meant to say was that I’m going to jerk off first and then pop Madden in. Better?”

What a waste of a cool helmet. 

Ain’t no laws when.... you’re on the Bengals roster? 

THE RAIDERS ARE COMING

Bart Fried

I’m pretty sure that’s a lyric in about 78% of all country music songs.

There’s a greater than 0% chance that Elway thought he was signing Shane Falco. 

Funny how she only became a “Russian asset” after lighting up Harris at the debate. If that’s not right out of the HRC campaign playbook, I dont know what is?

The Bills IIRC

“And Suzy died so bravely, filming the very tsunami that took her from us”

I think you ‘d want to at least wait for the post-debate bumps in polls and donations. Although most of these outside of maybe Gabbard and Castro, are probably already toast.

Gabbard’s polling % doesnt make any of what she called Harris out on untrue. Not sure how Harris handled it “perfectly adequately” either as she basically just got in a huff and didn’t offer any kind of tangible retort.

I went to a Lions/Bills game in Detroit about 4 seasons ago (the one where Jim fucking Schwartz got carried out on the Bills players’ shoulders) and was amazed by the number of Bills fans who drove all the way to Detroit and were treating it like they were on some kind of vacation.

No. See the Raiders WYTS

BOTH SIDES!

Nope. Just 34. And they only had SIX at the start of the 4th quarter!

LeSean McCoy is still running

Jeff Fisher actually made it to a Super Bowl