Now do Taylor Hall trying to escape New Jersey....

that’s amazing. 

Not sure what they’re thinking remaking all of the animal tales in a photo-realistic style?

Bigfoot is awful low for a guy with his own series of erotica

can you order a Thong-nos? Asking for a friend.

can you order a Thong-nos? Asking for a friend.

Now we can finally take back the term “Butter face” from being an insult!

What’s The Best Time To Wake Up?

Help! Officer Literal has suspended my artistic license! 

Rollie Fingers weeps softly off in the corner

Typical of Newton to have issues with his coach.

NHL: “We’d like to invite you out to an awards show where you’ve been nominated to win an award because of your brave stance on coming forward about your mental illness, addictive personality, and alcohol abuse.”

Part of the problem is that the draft and free agency happen about 4 minutes after the Cup Final when it goes 7 games.

I mean you’re right in that he was a terrible human when he was alive, but there would be something hilarious about his signature appearance becoming a gay pride mascot after his death. The Warrior forced to watch for all eternity as the one marketable thing he ever created gets weaponized against his ass backwards…

Good luck affording housing in Silicon Valley on that pittance of a salary!

“There’s ties in baseball now too? Fuck.”

although that probably sounds more like “FACK!”

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From the world’s leading producer of humorless athletes who are devoid of personality....

Thailand? More like Lose-Land, amirite?