an Islander team without their star player, no less.

“Have you ever wanted your asshole to resemble the Patriots receiving corps?”

My mother-in-law insists on sending us all magazine subscriptions each year for Christmas. By default, I got SI over the last two years and after trying to read it’s mix of shameless brand shilling, puff pieces, and week old news after the first two months it’s served no other purpose than protecting my coffee table…

And if they don’t, I want you to take a video of your hot tears and send it to me so that we can post it here and get all the clicks. Because this is not fun. THIS IS THE GODDAMN PLAYOFFS,

Tim Salmon wants his reference back, you son of a bitch!

He liked to watch. Sue him.

He’s not even supposed to be here today.

Come to think of it, I’ve never seen HamNo and Robert Frank is the same place...

“Dallas Creamer” is not a real person’s name. This is a sexual act where you wear a cowboy hat and jerk off in your partner’s coffee.

That’s preposterous. Bowden’s players always had a daddy. In fact he always showed up once a year, wearing orange, green, and white.

I had a “Internet Marketing” class in college and the class had it’s own Unix group (this was late 90's, so think basically all scrolling text) for distributing info, asking the prof questions, etc. I accidentally figured out how to log in to the group anonymously, so of course while sitting in a campus computer lab…

I went to a Catholic grammar/middle school in Central NJ. It was a 3 story, post WWII built building, so you traversed stairs a fair number of times to go to classes, lunch, gym, etc each day. At the time (late 80's) my friends and I were really into the NHL and when not playing street/roller/ice hockey, we’d work on…

OK I’ll bite. Why?

Prosecutors said Snuka was faking it.

Oh haven’t I?

*loads up data files*

Korean Manager Not Gung-Ho About Jung Ho.

Schneider was on One Day At a Time. TCFC had Ted Knight (Judge Smails!) and Jim J. Bullock.

Will you actually watch any college football games played after the Playoff games but before the National Championship? If so, why?

How many times will Tom Ley masturbate during Inauguration Day knowing that he told the most powerful man in the world to go fuck himself?