Wildcard Weekend is upon us! Somehow, through a combination of some inexplicable late game comebacks and since about sixty percent of the NFC is abjectly terrible, my scarlet letter Detroit Lions find themselves in the NFC Playoffs. Now I’ve gone into great detail before about just how historically inept this…

I’ve spent my first 38 years on this planet in an abusive relationship. Not with a parent or a spouse or a sibling or a co-worker, but with a football team. I’m not talking in the Jonathan Martin sense, I’m talking more in the emotional and psychological sense from the attachment that you have to a team you’ve…