So it opened in 2013 so they been getting away with this for 6-7 years? Not a bad run in terms of cons. I mean its horrible it happened but from a crime prospective, not bad.

Actually, the school isn’t accredited by the State of Louisiana!

Which is why having such weight on the ACT/SAT is so problematic-you can dupe both schools and students in thinking that high scores will guarantee a student that is ready for college...where you are actually thrown into rigorous critical thinking courses and need an ability to write well.

How the fuck do people think they can pull shit like this in 2018? I mean at some point the schools are gonna realize that these kids are woefully unprepared for basic college courses? And the glaring question: HOW THE FUCK WAS THIS SCHOOL CERTIFIED AS A SCHOOL? What State agency said “Ok, sure this seems like a…

It seems like their test scores were one of the few legitimate things on their transcripts:

I wonder if/how they falsified SAT/ACT scores, because that should really be a telltale sign that the kids didn’t get a proper education despite their amazing looking transcripts.

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/alisonwillmore/hollywood-is-getting-too-much-credit-for-tiny-gestures#.nwxV2RXK

disney is what’s stopping disney from a drag ursula. divine would be perfect for ursula because ursula was divine-- there’s fairly substantial evidence for the character being ‘inspired’ by divine.…

tbh i think the thing that’s conspicuously saving us from a live action little mermaid is the wide cultural knowledge that there would be no excuse for not casting a real drag queen as ursula this time, and also probably something in howard ashman’s estate (god rest his soul)

Conspicuously missing from the list is a live-action Little Mermaid (best score of all the 90s Disney features), proving that underwater diva Esther Williams’ place in film history is irreplaceable.

white people didn’t invent tofu.

Gotta add: Flesh-colored band-aids.

Or, like, “It’s really hard to go to the bathroom in this suit.”  Isn’t vulgar, isn’t childish, gets the point across, and leaves the sexy intact.  *sigh*

Literally no one cares about the fucking cake topper. Wedding planning is a weird universe unto itself that sucks you in and totally destroys your sense of perspective.

His family straight-up told us that if there was arranged seating, they wouldn’t come. Which is *extremely* rude, but saved me a hell of a lot of hassle, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The other day, I freaked out that I won’t have enough flowers. First of all, my wedding is outdoors in a redwood forest the whole point of that was that I wouldn’t need so many flower because...forest. But apparently now I want to go hundreds of dollars over budget because I don’t know why.

Listen, honey, my wedding was a goddamn trainwreck. We had no idea what we were doing in the planning, our budget was hilariously tiny, our families were weird and awkward with each other, I fucked up the invitations and some people got LOST on the way to the church so bad that they just gave up and went HOME, the DJ…

You say that like those are the only two options...

Fun fact: that is one of the WORST images of him I’ve ever seen and I still Would even though we’re discussing his difficulties in the restroom.

I would not.  What is he, 5?  No attraction for baby talk, no matter how beefy the beefcake.

I would still Jason Mamoa and I'm a straight dude. "Poopsie" be damned.