Why was it any police rather than a fire department?

To be fair, Cassandra Clare is notorious for plagiarism. She had a long series of Harry Potter fanfiction stories with entire passages copied whole from Buffy and Red Dwarf, among others. She was kicked off at least one fanfiction platform. Before going into real publishing, she worked hard to strip the internet…

I’m not sure about my degree of tearing because it was labial rather than perineal. I hadn’t even known that was a thing that *could* happen.

Not just in the 70s. Have you watched Call the Midwife?

It’s not the typing, it’s the witnessing and the notarization (i.e. evidence of lack of undue influence) that matters.

See, I read “train” as a verb, so as though it was something to help train people in molesting.

That is, in fact, abusing them.

I assume they could mail people a sterile collection cup, and have them fill it.

Why don’t they use some sort of menstrual cup instead of wringing out tampons?

This also doesn’t mention that he’d be almost 79 1/2 on Inauguration Day, past the average lifespan of American men, and at an age where health can start to deteriorate rapidly.

I was given the options of a non-locking storage closet with no outlet where the only place to sit was right over the A/C vent or the HVAC room that was incredibly dusty, up a flight of gappy metal stairs, and usually around 78°, and I wasn’t allowed to have my own key.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. You’ve clearly read nothing on American labor laws. I mean, that sounds lovely. Generally, in America, protections only apply to businesses over a certain size, and people are off the clock while pumping. No separate fridge.

Fewer germs. Technically sterile.

Not STDs. Pretty much just HIV.

My food was off limits for about a decade after I vomited it up with percocet.

Or because they lost theirs and it’s a hassle to replace.

Not wanting a boyfriend is very different from not wanting an exclusive boyfriend.

And women on their periods? Or with other exciting leakage issues?

This is more 12 year olds competing with 17 year olds. None of them are “adult.”

Or are pubescent kids unsupervised and getting into dangerous sexual situations because they aren’t living at home with more attentive adults?